Narcissistic Personality Quiz
We all know you’re talented, but how deep does the narcissism really go?
When someone compliments you, you:
About This Quiz
Welcome to the abyss where your ego is both your best friend and worst enemy. This quiz won’t heal your wounds, but it will serve them up with a side of existential dread. Are you the charming overlord of compliments or the secret wallflower hiding behind smug tweets? Somewhere between self-love and self-loathing lies your true brand of narcissism—and we’re here to label it. Brace yourself; therapy isn’t included.
All Questions & Answers
When someone compliments you, you:
• Bask like a minor deity
• Nod skeptically while feeling hollow
• Feel relieved it’s praise and not an insult
• Plan to stealthily dismantle their ego next
• Broadcast it in every group chat
• Mirror the compliment back to test them
Your ideal social media post is:
• A highlight reel of your victories
• A cryptic tweet about existential dread
• A sad selfie looking for validation
• A thread exposing someone’s flaws under the guise of “feedback”
• A heartfelt thank-you to your “tribe”
• A repost of someone praising you
When you hear criticism, you:
• Retweet your own accomplishments to drown it out
• Tell people they just don’t get the real you
• Quietly cry then pretend you don’t care
• Plot their public downfall
• Ask your fans to defend you in the comments
• Repeat their words back to see their reaction
In a group, you primarily:
• Hold court and bask in applause
• Appear aloof but watch everyone intently
• Peek for kindness like a lost puppy
• Sabotage alliances for “fun”
• Organize the event to be the hero
• Echo the crowd’s mood to fit in
Your love language is:
• Constant praise sessions
• Need for subtle reassurance
• Clinging to avoid abandonment
• Using affection as leverage
• Generous gifts to prove your worth
• Repeating their own sweet nothings
Your secret journal says:
• I’m unstoppable and deserve worship
• They’ll see my greatness eventually
• I’m too fragile for this world
• I’ll burn it all down if they hurt me
• I save people’s tears to show I care
• I write what they say about me
When you wake up, first thought is:
• How many people saw my story?
• Did someone mock me last night?
• DO I matter at all?
• Who do I get to humiliate today?
• Time to help someone, obviously
• What did I say that got applause?
Your emotional stability is best described as:
• Always top-tier, obviously
• Uneasy but hidden
• On the verge of collapse
• Chaotic and dangerous
• Dependent on saving others
• A reflection of whoever’s around
The phrase that resonates most is:
• I’m the hero of my own story
• They’ll figure me out someday
• I crumble without applause
• Trust no one, crush them first
• We rise by lifting others (or telling them we did)
• What goes around comes around
Your reaction to a stranger’s success:
• Brag about your wins until they mute you
• Smile politely while burning inside
• Feel a pang of “why not me?”
• Plot their downfall as payback
• Share their success as your own generosity
• Echo their news back at them with praise
When alone, you most often:
• Rehearse acceptance speeches
• Write secret manifestos of your greatness
• Wonder if you exist
• Plan revenge fantasies
• Volunteer for imaginary charities
• Replay people’s conversations to mimic them
Your legacy after death will be:
• Monuments of your triumphs
• A myth they’ll untangle later
• A sad note saying “I tried”
• Scars left on your enemies
• Stories of your “selfless” deeds
• Echoes of their own words
