Rice Purity Test
You already know how depraved you are. Now let's prove it to the world with this simple test.
You’re at a moonlit fountain—what do you do?
About This Quiz
This isn't a test. It's a confession booth with a scoreboard. Everyone’s morally compromised, so you might as well own it. Scroll through the list of bad ideas, mark the ones you tried, and try not to spiral. It's not about shame. It's about nostalgia for that version of yourself that still believed “I’d never do that.”
All Questions & Answers
You’re at a moonlit fountain—what do you do?
• Stand six feet away and recite haiku.
• Hold hands while swapping awkward compliments.
• Lead a spontaneous slow-dance flashmob.
• Kiss someone under the water spray.
• Organize a fountain-splash orgy (invite everyone!).
Your signature kiss style is:
• Air pecks from across the room.
• Butterfly kisses with dramatic eyelash flutter.
• French kissing while reciting Shakespeare.
• Tongue-tango under disco lights.
• Extreme make-out session in a theme park ride.
You get invited to a ‘clothes-optional’ party. You:
• Show up fully clothed—carry a sign that says “No Thanks.”
• Wear quirky mismatched socks only.
• Strip to novelty boxers with cartoons on them.
• Attend in full tasteful lingerie or satin robe.
• Organize a nude conga line through the mansion.
Your shower-together style is:
• I’ve only ever used it to water houseplants.
• I once practiced singing opera inside it.
• I’ve lathered up with a friend for laughs.
• I’ve shared steamy showers with a partner.
• I built a foam party in my bathroom—everyone joined in naked.
You receive an anonymous nude photo. You:
• Screenshot it only to show your cat.
• Forward it to your best friend with a shocked emoji.
• Use it as a screensaver (in private).
• Reply with one of your own artsy nudes.
• Post it on group chat’s “Secret Adults Only” channel.
You find yourself in a public park at midnight. You:
• Stare at ducks under the lamppost.
• Play hide-and-seek with stray cats.
• Make out on a bench with someone wearing a clown mask.
• Dance naked around the fountain to loud music.
• Organize a midnight orgy in the rose garden.
You’ve been dared to try curbside romance. You:
• Politely decline and juggle oranges instead.
• Share a quick peck while waiting for the bus.
• French kiss behind a newspaper stand.
• Hook up in the back of a delivery van.
• Turn the entire block into a spontaneous street-sex festival.
Your toy-in-bed collection includes:
• A stuffed teddy bear named Mr. Fluffles.
• A glow-in-the-dark stress ball.
• An inflatable rubber donkey.
• A discreet silicone buzz-wand.
• A full BDSM toolkit with LED lights.
You’re in a friends-with-benefits situation. The vibe is:
• We watch cartoons in pajamas—no sneaky hands.
• We share popcorn on the couch—occasional pecks.
• We play truth-or-dare à deux in the dark.
• We rendezvous at weird Airbnb rentals for fun.
• We host themed sex parties—everyone’s invited.
Your grand finale of sin is:
• Reading bedtime stories to imaginary friends.
• Staging a pillow-fort cuddle session.
• Karaoke striptease in your living room.
• Organizing a surprise midnight skinny dip.
• Hosting a decadent, no-rules sex carnival.
