Which Brainrot Archetype Are You?

Answer these questions to discover which brainrot archetype matches your vibe. Or aura. Whatever.

Pick a midnight snack:

Psychedelic cartoon cat with spiraling eyes, surrounded by chaotic swirls and whimsical brainrot energy

About This Quiz

So you're definitely brainrotted...that's a given if you're here. But what kind of brainrot do you got? Nihilist? Edgelord? Nihilist Edgelord? You are what the algorithm made you. Somewhere between doomscrolling and ironic detachment, your identity became the chaos. This quiz won’t ask who you are. It just tells you what kind of glitch you’ve become. Rot not because it’s cute. Rot because it’s all that’s left.

All Questions & Answers

Pick a midnight snack:

• Cold pizza

• Leftover ice cream

• Hot sauce straight from the bottle

• A bowl of regret (nothing)

Preferred weekend activity:

• Watching cute animal videos

• Deep-diving into obscure fandom lore

• Reading dark humor comics

• Contemplating existential dread

Your reaction to a dank meme:

• So wholesome, I’m crying

• Appreciate the historical context

• Horrifyingly hilarious

• What’s the point of any of this?

Choose a social media comment style:

• 💖

• 👏👏👏

• U mad?

• lol nothing matters

Your dream vacation is:

• A cozy cottagecore retreat

• An exclusive meme convention

• Exploring an abandoned asylum

• Alone in the void of space

Pick your ideal meme format:

• Wholesome memes

• Deep-fried classics

• Cursed images

• Abstract glitch art

Your morning alarm tone:

• Birds chirping

• Classical symphony

• Screeching electric guitar

• Silence and void

Your coffee order is:

• Sweet vanilla latte

• Single-origin flat white

• Black quadruple espresso

• Just water

How do you reply to a friend’s text?

• Send a heart emoji

• Send an obscure GIF

• Reply with a savage meme

• Don’t respond—why bother?

Your go-to clothing style:

• Pastel and cozy

• Vintage band tee

• All-black leather

• Nothing matters—wear whatever

Your ideal pet is:

• A fluffy puppy

• An exotic aquarium fish

• A tarantula or snake

• No pets—everything is meaningless

Your life motto is:

• Spread kindness

• Critically consume content

• Shock and awe

• What’s the point?

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