What Sin Are You?
Reveal which of the seven deadly sins best matches your inner vice.
You see someone flirting—your reaction?
About This Quiz
You’re not broken. You’re themed. This is a morality crash test, assigning you a vice to wear like a crown as the timeline collapses. Forget guilt. This is aesthetic sinning for a post-shame world. You won’t be forgiven, but you will be categorized. There are seven deadly sins. You’ve probably flirted with all of them, but one lives rent-free in your soul. This quiz won’t redeem you, but it will give you a brand. Wrath. Lust. Sloth. It’s not a judgment. It’s a mood board. Choose your flavor of damnation and make it look good.
All Questions & Answers
You see someone flirting—your reaction?
• Join in to steal their thunder
• Pocket extra appetizers for later
• Flash a seductive smile back
• Wonder why they’re getting all the attention
• Grab as much as you can of everything
• Shout at them for being inappropriate
• Ignore and scroll on your phone
Your ideal buffet spread includes:
• A toast to your own brilliance
• Everything you can fit in your plate
• The spiciest, most tempting dishes
• Only what others didn’t pick
• Second and third helpings
• Throw a plate in anger if it’s empty
• Skip it and nap instead
When someone cuts you off in line, you:
• Remind them that you’re more important
• Swear you deserve all their goods too
• Use charm to get back ahead
• Seethe and watch them go
• Load your cart with extras
• Slam your tray down in fury
• Do nothing—why bother?
Your binge-watch behavior is:
• Brag about being the first to finish it
• Watch every season in one sitting
• Pick the steamiest scenes
• Watch what others recommend, not what you like
• Eat snacks nonstop throughout
• Yell at the screen when plot twists happen
• Fall asleep after one episode
You receive a compliment—your first thought:
• I knew I was the best
• Do I deserve more praise?
• They must find me attractive
• Why not me instead of them?
• Celebrate with an extra treat
• Sneer if they said it wrong
• Forget it happened
At a party, you:
• Stand on a pedestal so everyone notices
• Hoard all the party favors
• Flirt with every attractive stranger
• Observe and envy the cool kids
• Eat until you can’t move
• Start a shouting match
• Find a couch and nap
Your morning coffee order is:
• The most expensive blend
• Two extra shots in every cup
• Something daring and exotic
• Copy your coworker’s complicated order
• Bottomless refills
• Knock over the barista’s station in anger
• Skip coffee altogether
You discover a secret—your reaction:
• Use it to prove you’re superior
• Exploit it for personal gain
• Share it seductively
• Covet that knowledge for yourself
• Indulge in gossip consumption
• Spread it in anger
• Ignore it—too much effort
If you could pick one superpower, it would be:
• Untouchable confidence
• Infinite resources
• Irresistible charm
• Always know what others have
• Bottomless appetite
• Instant fury blast
• Teleport to your bed
Your reaction to a red light is:
• Brag about knowing the rules
• Speed up to get through sooner
• Flash headlights seductively
• Annoyed at those who go first
• Honk for extra snacks at the stand
• Yell in frustration
• Wait patiently—what’s the rush?
Your favorite weapon is:
• Your ego
• A pile of gold coins
• Your allure
• Jealous whispers
• Endless buffet
• Rage-fueled punch
• Blank stare
Your life motto is:
• I am the best.
• More is never enough.
• Love conquers all.
• They have it, I want it.
• Indulge now, repent never.
• Anger is power.
• Why try?
