What Crime Are You?
I'm not saying you're a crime. But if you were...which would you be?
You find a wallet on the street—what do you do?
About This Quiz
Legality is just capitalism with a badge. This quiz tells you what crime your aura gives off, whether it’s light cyber fraud or tax evasion with ✨aesthetic✨. We’re not cops, and we don't care. But if you want to burn down the establishment, we won't say no. Commit to the bit. And maybe a felony.
All Questions & Answers
You find a wallet on the street—what do you do?
• Forge ID and use the credit cards
• Light it on fire for a laugh
• Pocket the cash and toss the rest
• Cross the street to avoid the scene
When no one’s watching, you:
• Rewrite your report to look perfect
• Set off fireworks indoors
• ‘Borrow’ extra office supplies
• Jaywalk across a busy street
Your idea of protest is:
• Fake a company survey
• Torch a billboard
• Steal campaign signs
• Walk into traffic
In a chase scene, you would:
• Switch license plates
• Burn down a barn to block pursuers
• Grab valuables on your way out
• Zig-zag across lanes
You plan a prank, you:
• Create a fake website
• Set a small fire in a trash can
• Swap people’s wallets
• Cross back and forth in front of them
Your dream getaway vehicle:
• A duplicate rental car
• A flaming getaway truck
• A stolen sports car
• Your own two feet—jaywalk everywhere
In a museum, you:
• Forge a painting signature
• Trigger the sprinkler system
• Slip out with a small artifact
• Cross the rope barrier
Your spirit animal during a riot is:
• Master manipulator
• Firestarter
• Pickpocket
• Dash through traffic
If the law was a board game, you would:
• Cheat the rulebook
• Burn the board
• Steal all the tokens
• Keep crossing the line
Your reaction to a red light is:
• Create a fake ID to override it
• Set the intersection ablaze
• Sneak past when no one’s looking
• Jaywalk anyway
Your favorite weapon is:
• A forged document
• A lighter and gasoline
• A concealed dagger
• Your bare feet
Your motto is:
• Trust no one
• Watch it burn
• Take what you want
• Cross every boundary
