Type A vs Type B Quiz
Pre-built spreadsheets or impulse chaos? Whatever your flavor of self-sabotage, it's time to get a label.
You have a deadline tomorrow and zero prep. You:
About This Quiz
You wake up feeling like a glitch in the matrix of life. This quiz won’t heal you—just slap a tag on your personal brand of meltdown. Spreadsheet emperors plotting their next panic fortress in rows and columns. Nap kings sinking into existential voids until Monday. Keyboard warriors composing 3 AM rants about the death of discourse. Chill philosophers scrolling memes to numb the silence. Impulse pilots booking flights to nowhere with zero regrets. Spontaneous management, because plans are just expectations disguised as torture. We’ll sort your chaos into neat (or messy) categories. No redemption arc here—just vibes, trauma bonding, and a gentle shrug.
All Questions & Answers
You have a deadline tomorrow and zero prep. You:
• Schedule an hourly check-in with yourself
• Color-code your panic in a spreadsheet
• Draft a savage rant about the inefficiency of time
• Binge-watch reruns until guilt creeps in
• Nap through the ticking clock
• Buy a random ticket to New Orleans and bail
Your morning routine looks like:
• Wake at 5 AM, crush goals before sunrise
• Log your REM cycles in mini Excel
• Tweet your existential crisis at dawn
• Hide under blankets until noon
• Snooze so hard you time-travel
• Book a last-minute flight to nowhere
Group chat explodes at 3 AM. You:
• Formulate a 5-step plan to de-escalate the chaos
• Map each emotional peak in a spreadsheet
• Post a savage essay tearing them apart
• Mute notifications and soil your conscience
• Nap through the digital carnage
• Propose an impromptu house party
It’s Friday night. You:
• Draft a minute-by-minute itinerary
• Color-code your social calendar
• Tweet a manifesto about nightlife betrayal
• Order pizza and ghost the world
• Cuddle up and nap through the noise
• Hop in a stranger’s car for the vibe
Your workspace is a disaster of:
• Meticulously arranged chaos zones
• A perfectly sequenced sticky-note rainbow
• Screenshots of your last digital roast
• Empty energy drink cans and regrets
• A pile of blankets calling your name
• Art supplies for spontaneous masterpieces
You spot a typo in your bio after posting. You:
• Schedule an emergency edit session
• Log correction time in your journal
• Rant about typo culture online
• Let it haunt you in silence
• Nap to forget your mistakes
• Rebrand the typo as your edgy signature
Someone texts “You up?” at 2 AM. You:
• Block notifications, reply with a timetable
• Log response times like a scientist
• Reply with a passive-aggressive novella
• Send a meme and hope they vibe
• Fall asleep mid-text
• Suggest a spontaneous midnight drive
Coffee machine breaks at work. You:
• Draft a contingency caffeine protocol
• Chart coffee options on a map
• Curse the machine in all caps
• Sip water and existentially spiral
• Use this as nap justification
• Recruit a coworker for a coffee heist
Your boss wants an instant report. You:
• Deliver a meticulous 20-page document
• Build a pivot table of your misery
• Respond with a blistering critique email
• Give a verbal summary and vanish
• Feign technical issues, nap under desk
• Suggest grabbing tacos and solving it there
You wake up before your alarm. You:
• Start a tactical sunrise strategy session
• Log personal metrics until sunrise
• Compose a dark poem about insomnia
• Scroll memes until you’re late
• Close your eyes and fight dream demons
• Book a random flight with a groggy finger
You see a hammock in your backyard. You:
• Measure incline angles and load test
• Plan hammock rotations in Excel
• Post a rant on structural injustice
• Lie down and embrace the void
• Nap like a sloth on vacation
• Invite neighbors for a pop-up picnic
A friend suggests a spontaneous road trip. You:
• Draft a risk assessment and itinerary
• Map trade-offs in a multi-sheet workbook
• Debate travel ethics on Twitter
• Pack snacks and ride the vibe
• Promise nothing, nap in the passenger seat
• Grab keys and drive off into the unknown
