What's Your Red Flag?
Why do you ruin every relationship that finds you? Let's find out!
Your texting style is:
About This Quiz
You’ve got something that ruins a first date before appetizers land. This quiz won’t fix it, but it will frame it as content (yay!). Whether you're emotionally MIA or chronically oversharing in lowercase tweets, you’re about to get diagnosed by the internet’s least licensed therapist. We all have something. Maybe it’s your inability to text back. Maybe it’s your curated Instagram trauma aesthetic. Either way, this quiz is here to hold up a mirror to your worst side. Don’t worry, you’re not alone. Everyone’s waving a flag. Yours just happens to be bright red and slightly on fire.
All Questions & Answers
Your texting style is:
• Disappear for days
• Flood them with hearts
• Text about every fight
• Keep it vague and brief
When plans go wrong, you:
• Cancel without warning
• Apologize with grand gestures
• Blame someone loudly
• Shrug and say “Oh well”
Your social media feed shows:
• Lots of vanishing posts
• Tagged in every photo
• Snippets of fights
• Nothing personal
Your reaction to a fight is:
• Disappear until it cools
• Shower them with apologies
• Stir the pot even more
• Act like it never happened
You meet someone new—your vibe is:
• Hello then gone
• Instant best friend
• Everything’s dramatic
• Nice… maybe
How you celebrate anniversaries:
• You forget them completely
• Daily surprises for a week
• Argue about past anniversaries
• Say it’s just another day
Your gift-giving style is:
• Never show up with a gift
• Overwhelm them with presents
• Gift that sparks an argument
• Give something vague
Your commitment level is:
• None—you vanish
• Total—you plan weddings
• Intense but fleeting
• I’ll decide later
When asked “where is this relationship going?”, you:
• Don’t reply
• Say “I love you” immediately
• Make it a soap opera
• Say “I’ll tell you later”
Your idea of quality time:
• Disappear solo
• Nonstop affection
• Dramatic confessions
• Do your own thing
You keep secrets by:
• Not answering calls
• Telling everyone except the person
• Twisting the story all day
• Claiming you forgot
Your final breakup line would be:
• …And then I disappeared
• You’re my everything, bye
• We’re breaking up—dramatically
• Let’s stay friends… or not
