What Human Emotion Am I?
Discover which human emotion lives rent-free inside your heart and mind at all times.
You walk into a completely dark room and hear someone whisper your name. You:
About This Quiz
You haven’t felt anything real since 2016 and honestly? Same. But deep in your lizard brain, one emotion still runs the show. This quiz figures out what it is and gives it a name you can ironically tweet. It’s less psychology, more digital tarot reading. Accuracy not guaranteed, but spiraling is.
All Questions & Answers
You walk into a completely dark room and hear someone whisper your name. You:
• Burst into giggles and flick on every light
• Hum a sad lullaby and reach for a tissue
• Roar with anger—who’s messing with you?
• Freeze in place, heart pounding
• Jump and shout “Boo!” right back
• Wrinkle your nose—what a creepy, greasy whisper
You taste a bizarre new ice cream flavor (pickle-wasabi-cocoa). You:
• Throw your head back in gleeful delight
• Let a single tear roll down your cheek
• Clench your fists and curse the chef
• Tremble and clutch your throat
• Gasp “What is this sorcery?!”
• Spit it out and glare in utter disgust
A surprise parade marches down your street. You:
• Leap into the crowd, throwing confetti
• Stand alone, softly singing a sad ballad
• Kick over a drum in fury—too loud!
• Shrink behind a mailbox, trembling
• Clap wildly and shout “Woo!” in shock
• Cover your nose—it reeks of sweaty costumes
You open an email with the subject “You’ve won a lifetime supply of…” You:
• Scream “Yesss!” and do a victory dance
• Stare blankly, lost in existential dread
• Shout “Fraud!” and slam your laptop shut
• Tremble as you wonder if it’s a phishing scam
• Jump out of your chair in wide-eyed amazement
• Delete it immediately—what a disgusting scam
You find a forgotten burrito in your fridge from 2019. You:
• Reheat it and savor every bite
• Stare at it, feeling strangely nostalgic
• Toss it across the kitchen in rage
• Tremble as you worry about food poisoning
• Jump back and yell “Ew, what’s that crunch?
• Poke it with disgust and immediately trash it
A friend gifts you socks knitted from… live bees. You:
• Laugh and wear them proudly at a festival
• Weep softly for the bees’ sacrifice
• Burn them in a fit of rage
• Tremble violently at the thought of stings
• Jump and scream “What kind of witchcraft is this?”
• Wrinkle your nose—this is beyond revolting
You’re asked to describe your perfect hug. You:
• Flail your arms in joyous embrace
• Offer a solemn, lingering embrace
• Wrap them in a bear hug until they beg for mercy
• Tremble as you shyly duck your head in
• Jump backwards in playful surprise hug
• Push them away—physical contact is gross
You see a roller coaster about to launch. You:
• Cheer “Whee!” and wave both hands
• Quietly hum a sad tune to calm yourself
• Yell “This ride is garbage!” in anger
• Tremble in your seat, eyes glued shut
• Jump at every twist, squealing in surprise
• Make a face and mutter “I hate this sticky metal”
A puppy runs up and licks your face. You:
• Laugh and spin around with joy
• Pat it gently with a soft sigh
• Shout “Get that thing off me!” in fury
• Tremble and freeze mid-pet
• Jump and giggle in startled delight
• Wipe it off and glare at the slobber
You catch sight of your reflection in a funhouse mirror. You:
• Strike a joyful pose and laugh
• Stare sadly at your distorted features
• Punch the mirror in rage
• Tremble and step back in fear
• Jump in shock and point at your warped limbs
• Make a disgusted face and turn away
